H/C Bingo.

[thrillingdetectivetales]

Signed up for an hc_bingo card, because it's not like I have enough writing on my plate already. Anyway, apologies for the terrible things I'm going to do to Will Graham and probably also some other characters in the relatively immediate future.

old injuries acting up	prostitution	phobias	bodyguards	forced to face fear
kidnapping	presumed dead	undeserved reputation	sensory deprivation	corporal punishment
tentacles	CPR / rescue breathing	WILD CARD	abuse	restrained
unrequited pining	unconsciousness	healers	assault	confession in desperate situation
isolation	purgatory	trapped together	drugged	alien abduction

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[thrillingdetectivetales]

YOUR OTHER DAD IS SUCH A PEOPLE PERSON.

/ D E A D

Abigail just sweating nervously, "HA HA HA HA YEP. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH OF A PEOPLE PERSON."

"....okay. So, we did dinner at Maddie's last week. Do we finally get to come around to your place for - "

"NOPE."

(I'm realizing now that I need to get on making icons for S3 because I really need some good ones of Abigail that aren't just her lying in a hospital bed, fully intubated...)

ETA: Will still has dog hairs all over his pants.

He fucking would. Hannibal, in his youth, probably: "I don't believe in soulmates and while the concept of love at first sight is seductive, I have yet to meet the individual capable of tempting me to it."

Hannibal, decades later, in Jack Crawford's office with a badly-dressed asshole who reeks of sweat and wet dog and cheap cologne who he wants more than anything he's ever wanted in his life: "What god have I offended, to be so cursed."

[kore]

Abigail just sweating nervously, "HA HA HA HA YEP. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH OF A PEOPLE PERSON."
"....okay. So, we did dinner at Maddie's last week. Do we finally get to come around to your place for - "
"NOPE."

YES

WILL: "We can take her friends OUT to dinner."
HANNIBAL: "They'll think we can't cook!"
WILL: "GOOD."

Also you know for potlucks/group dinners Hannibal is the only one who remembers everyone's food preferences/allergies.

(I'm realizing now that I need to get on making icons for S3 because I really need some good ones of Abigail that aren't just her lying in a hospital bed, fully intubated...)

OMG YES, I didn't want to push, but I love her! And your icons!

Hannibal, in his youth, probably: "I don't believe in soulmates and while the concept of love at first sight is seductive, I have yet to meet the individual capable of tempting me to it."
Hannibal, decades later, in Jack Crawford's office with a badly-dressed asshole who reeks of sweat and wet dog and cheap cologne who he wants more than anything he's ever wanted in his life: "What god have I offended, to be so cursed."

//cackles

Abigail's friends probably think he's so romantic and sweet (JUST IMAGINE what he does for anniversaries). "Your dads love each other so much!"