These are all so good and very, very accurate. I feel like Hannibal fandom is severely lacking in comedy fic overall.
WILL: Alana, you remember that Hannibal made a vow to one day murder you and your whole family, right?
ALANA: *rolls eyes while taking huge bite of gourmet salad* Please, Will, this holiday is our first time in the public eye in a year and a half. We're probably being documented by paparazzi as we speak. He's not going to kill us when he's could get caught on camera.
MARGOT: And even if he was willing to risk it, there's no way he's going to take us out before the dessert course.
HANNIBAL: *saluting them both with a wine glass* I have prepared a most delectable fig and goat cheese tart for this evening. It would be a shame for you to miss it.
MOLLY: Ooh, I love goat cheese!
ALANA: See?
WILL: *doing WTF hands in several different directions*
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These are all so good and very, very accurate. I feel like Hannibal fandom is severely lacking in comedy fic overall.
WILL: Alana, you remember that Hannibal made a vow to one day murder you and your whole family, right?
ALANA: *rolls eyes while taking huge bite of gourmet salad* Please, Will, this holiday is our first time in the public eye in a year and a half. We're probably being documented by paparazzi as we speak. He's not going to kill us when he's could get caught on camera.
MARGOT: And even if he was willing to risk it, there's no way he's going to take us out before the dessert course.
HANNIBAL: *saluting them both with a wine glass* I have prepared a most delectable fig and goat cheese tart for this evening. It would be a shame for you to miss it.
MOLLY: Ooh, I love goat cheese!
ALANA: See?
WILL: *doing WTF hands in several different directions*