I feel like Hannibal fandom is severely lacking in comedy fic overall.
IT IS. This is the show that put a social worker inside a horse! It rhymes with "cannibal"! The murder wizard flew to Detroit (or wherever it was)! Embrace the crack, people!
HANNIBAL: *saluting them both with a wine glass* I have prepared a most delectable fig and goat cheese tart for this evening. It would be a shame for you to miss it.
MOLLY: Ooh, I love goat cheese!
ALANA: See?
WILL: *doing WTF hands in several different directions*
//DIES
Even in some gorgeous Venetian palazzo, far away from dogs, and even tho Hannibal has laid out a flattering shirt and nice slacks and good shoes for the guest luncheon, Will's clothing is probably still covered in dog hair.
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IT IS. This is the show that put a social worker inside a horse! It rhymes with "cannibal"! The murder wizard flew to Detroit (or wherever it was)! Embrace the crack, people!
HANNIBAL: *saluting them both with a wine glass* I have prepared a most delectable fig and goat cheese tart for this evening. It would be a shame for you to miss it.
MOLLY: Ooh, I love goat cheese!
ALANA: See?
WILL: *doing WTF hands in several different directions*
//DIES
Even in some gorgeous Venetian palazzo, far away from dogs, and even tho Hannibal has laid out a flattering shirt and nice slacks and good shoes for the guest luncheon, Will's clothing is probably still covered in dog hair.