I think it was probably okay, though I'll see if I can discreetly check to make sure.

Turns out they were philodendron cordatum! My coworker kept calling them "chordata" all day so I was a little confused. She seems to pretty frequently land a syllable/word or two shy of what she actually means to be saying, it just took me a second to realize that.

Thank you for the help though! And spider plants are so cute!!! We have a handful of them sprouting little babies right now and it's adorable.