Travel hopefully in life.

AN ODE TO MATTY BIG-TIME
Jianyu Li | Jason Mendoza/Original Male Character(s)

Written as a gift for thesummoningdark, loosely based on that post about how all The Good Place characters should be bi. Mostly nonsense, not beta-read, hopefully still fun.

“We probably shouldn’t do any butt stuff,” Jason warns, with as much gravitas as he can muster. “I had two of Stupid Nick’s Disaster Buckets when I got here.”

“Yeah, your face is still kinda orange,” Mateo agrees fondly, bringing his other hand up to brush his thumb over Jason’s lower lip. It stirs a little frisson of heat in his belly that Jason is 68% sure isn’t just indigestion. “No chemical burns, though, so I think you came out on top.”