Fun with Dungeons & Dragons

So I'm working on my intoabar story and because I'm needlessly particular in many deeply embarrassing ways, I statted out character sheets on D&D Beyond for both bard/rogue Lew and paladin Dick.

I know at least one of you plays D&D so I figured I might share the sheets here in case that's something you lot feel like you might be into. I built both characters at level 8 because it seemed like a nice "not too low, not too high" starting point. (And also because I'm joining a second D&D game in which the party characters are currently at that level and there's a very real possibility I will use Lew's build in that campaign because it turned out pretty dope.) Behold:

Lew the teifling bard/rogue.
Dick the human paladin.